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Cannibals!

What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked beings!

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal!

What's the definition of a cannibal?
Someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What happened when the cannibal got religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a hand!

What did the cannibal make of her new friend?
Dinner!

Why did the cannibal have a hangover?
He went to a party and got stewed!

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?
They toasted the bride and groom!

When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days!

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