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Cannibals!
Why don't cannibals eat weathermen?
Weathermen give them wind!
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
What did the young girl cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
He looks good enough to eat!
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people!
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of heads?
Because they're headcases!
What is the cannibal's favorite game?
Swallow my leader!
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
What happened when a cannibal went off on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself!
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a funny feast!
What do cannibals say when they say grace?
We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!
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