BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Cannibals!

How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
Voodoo like to dance with me!

What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
He gives them runs!

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated him!

Why won't cannibals eat Elvis Presley?
Because he's always coming back!

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian!

Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

What is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village?
'Sitter' days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs!

What do cannibal secretaries do with leftover fingernails?
They file them!

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