BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles
What kind of music do ghosts like?
Rhythm and boos!
Why did the ghost go to the funfair ?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a ghastly station!
What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
How do ghosts learn songs ?
They read the sheet music!
What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
Scream & sugar, please!
What is the little ghost's favorite sticky treat?
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
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