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BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles
Ghosts!
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always a goblin!
What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A Boo-ick!
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-boo!
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans!
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boojeans!
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures!
Where did the ghost get it's hair done?
At the boo-ty shop!
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again!
What do you call a ghost who stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!
What happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license!
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A white sale!
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream!
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