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BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles
Ghosts!
Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
It's drafty under that sheet!
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!
What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?
Frightday!
How do ghosts keep fit?
By regular exorcise!
Who is the most important member of the ghost's soccer team?
The ghoulie!
How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?
She was a cover ghoul!
What is a ghost's favorite kind of book?
Exorcise books!
What do ghosts do when they're in the hospital?
They talk about their apparitions!
What keeps ghosts happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?
Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes!
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
Where does Sitting Bull's ghost live?
In a creepy teepee!
Who writes ghosts jokes?
Crypt writers!
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos!
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Ghoulash!
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