Why do ghosts shiver and moan? It's drafty under that sheet! Show Answer | Hide Answer What instrument do skeletons play? Trom-BONE! Show Answer | Hide Answer What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck! Show Answer | Hide Answer How can you tell that vampires like baseball? Because every night they turn into bats! Show Answer | Hide Answer Why are vampires like false teeth? They come out at night! Show Answer | Hide Answer
It's drafty under that sheet!
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Trom-BONE!
It's a pain in the neck!
Because every night they turn into bats!
They come out at night!
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