BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Why do ghosts shiver and moan?

It's drafty under that sheet!

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What instrument do skeletons play?

Trom-BONE!

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What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?

It's a pain in the neck!

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How can you tell that vampires like baseball?

Because every night they turn into bats!

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Why are vampires like false teeth?

They come out at night!

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