BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?

A sour puss!

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How much does a Pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear!

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What do the birds sing on Halloween?

Twick or Tweet!

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Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?

Milk is good for the bones!

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What was the little witch's favorite subject in school?

Spell-ing!

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