BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Skeleton Jokes

Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the wind just goes straight through them!

How do skeletons get their mail?
By bony express!

Why did the little skeleton stay late at school?
He was boning up for exams!

What happened to the skeleton who was swallowed by a big fish?
He had a whale of a time!

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!

Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!

What do you call a skeleton doctor?
Bones!

What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
Bone china!

What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
Jump out of your skin and join him!

Why wasn't the bad skeleton afraid of the police?
He knew they couldn't pin anything on him!

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