BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Skeleton Jokes

What did the old skeleton complain about?
His aching bones!

What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?
A dead ringer!

What is a skeleton?
Somebody on a diet who forgot to say "when!"

What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
He ran off with some bones and didn't leave him with a leg to stand on!

Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!

Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
Because his heart wasn't in it!

What is a skeletons favorite drink?
Milk - it's so good for the bones!

What happened to the skeleton who went to a party?
All the others used him as a coat rack!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!

What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
They had a rattling good time!

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