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BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles
Skeleton Jokes
Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!
What's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trom-bone!
What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones!
What happened to the lazy skeleton?
He was bone idle!
What is a skeleton's favorite soup?
One with plenty of body in it!
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
Because they only run a skeleton service!
What's a skeleton's favorite vegetable?
Marrow!
Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
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