BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Vampires!

Why do vampires do well at school?
Because every time they are asked a question they come up with a biting reply!

Where does a vampire take a bath?
In a bat tub!

Why are vampires crazy?
Because they are often bats!

Do you know that Dracula wants to be a comedian?
But he can't until he finds a crypt writer!

What flavour ice cream is Dracula's favorite?
Veinilla!

Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood!

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
They need someone to play the bit parts!

Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup?
It clotted!

Why are vampires always worn out in April?
Because they've just finished a long March of 31 days!

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash!

Why do vampires like school dinners?
Because they know they won't get stake!

How do you join the Dracula fan club?
Send your name, address and blood group!

What's a vampire's favorite animal?
A giraffe!

What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
"Auld Fang Syne!"

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine!

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