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Werewolf Jokes

What do you call a dentist who cleans a werewolf's teeth?
CRAZY!

What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks!

What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!

What has fur and flies?
A dead werewolf!

How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours!

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?
At the Howliday Inn!

What should you do if your pet werewolf gets sick?
Count your friends. It may be somebody he ate!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a werewolf?
A hamburger that bites back!

What's a werewolf's favorite movie?
The Howling!

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck!

What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a snowman?
Frost bite!

Where do werewolves live?
In werehouses!

Why did the boy take an aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him an eerie ache!

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