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Werewolf Jokes

What did the werewolf say when he ate the teacher?
"Burp!"

When do werewolf children stay home from school?
On Howl-idays!

Why do were wolves like to eat health food fans?
It keeps their coats nice and shiny and healthy looking!

What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
When he got up he only had three legs!

What does a werewolf like to eat for breakfast?
Terrorfried eggs!

What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like - he can't chase you!

What happens if you cross a werewolf with a sheep?
You have to get a new sheep!

What's fearsome, hairy and drinks from the wrong side of a glass?
A werewolf with hiccoughs!

What happened when the vampire met the werewolf?
They became the best of fiends!

What does it mean if there is a werewolf in your refrigerator in the morning?
You had some party last night!

How do you know that a werewolf's been in the refrigerator?
There are paw prints in the butter!

Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at the werewolf party?
He had them howling in the aisles!

What happened to the werewlf who ate garlic?
His bark was worse than his bite!

Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and whenwolves!

Did you hear about the sick werewolf?
He lost his voice but it's howl right now!

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