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Werewolf Jokes

Doctor to the Werewolf:  So you don't think you're a werewolf any more?
Werewolf:  I'm cured!  See my nose is nice and cold!

What do you get when you cross a watchdog and a werewolf?
A very nervous postman!

Question:  Where do fleas go in winter?
Werewolf:  Search me!

What did the werewolf say when he was cured of being a werewolf?
I used to be a werewolf but I'm all right noooooooooooooooooow!

Mommy, Mommy, what's a werewolf?
Don't ask silly questions!  Go comb your face!

Why was the werewolf arrested in the butchers shop?
He was chop-lifting!

How do you stop a werewolf howling in the back of a car?
Put him in the front!

What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and werewolf!

What did the werewolf write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm!

How can you tell if a werewolf is smart?
He'll always give snappy answers!

What did the mother werewolf give her son for his birthday?
A comb!

Where does a werewolf sit in the theater?
Anywhere he wants to!

Why did the little werewolf bite the womans ankle?
He couldn't reach any higher!

What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
I don't know, but if it laughs I'll join in!

Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by it's tail?
It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you!

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