BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Witches!

What happened when the old witch went to see a funny movie?
She was asked to cut the cackle!

What happens to a witch who loses her temper while riding her broom?
She flies off the handle!

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w!"

What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Hex-aminations!

What do you get if you cross a witch and a millionaire?
A very witch person!

What do witches call their purses?
Hag bags!

What does a witch ask for when staying in a hotel?
Broom service!

Who's the fastest witch?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick!

Why do witches get good bargains?
Because they like to haggle!

What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag!

What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A witch laughing her head off!

What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies!

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