BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Witches!

How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
When it comes out in conversation!

What do you call a witch who stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!

What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg?
A cold spell!

Why is the air so clean on Halloween?
Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!

What is the favorite subject of young witches at school?
Spelling!

Why did the witch consult an astrologer?
She wanted to know her horror-scope!

What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
One make spells and the other spells makes!

Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Because it's quicker than walking!

What usually runs in witch families?
Noses!

What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a minefield!

What is black, old, ugly and has four wheels?
A witch on a skateboard!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?
An ugly bird that doesn't give a hoot!

Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!

What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is afraid of water?
A chicken sand-witch!

Why did the witches go on strike?
They wanted sweeping reforms!

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