BlackDog's Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Witches!

Why won't a witch wear a flat hat?
Because there is no point in it!

Why was the witch late for the party?
She lost her witch-watch!

What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen!

What did the young witch say to her mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
She kept having Disney spells!

What is the best way to treat an infection from a witch bite?
Don't bite any witches!

What should you expect if you drop in on a witch's home unexpectedly?
Pot luck!

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the halls with poison ivy....!"

What is old, ugly and blue?
A witch holding its breath!

What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches!

What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
Very worried dogs!

What's the best way of talking to a warty witch?
By telephone!

Have you heard about the good weather witch?
She been forecasting sunny spells!

How can you tell when a witch is really ugly?
When a wasp stings her, it closes its eyes!

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