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It's a Hoot!
Can owls see on very dark night? Yes, but they have lots of trouble holding the flashlight!
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Patty Parrot loves Bird Brain Jokes. She has collected lots and lots of them from all her friends on the internet. There are over 1,200 jokes here! Click the "More Jokes" button to get another featured joke and to see a different set of 5 jokes on each page. Ha-Ha-Ha!
If you like the jokes, you'll love Patty Parrot's Bird Brain Jokes Screen Saver. You'll be "rofl"* every time it starts. Best of all, it's free!
Why did the elephant paint himself orange?
So he could hide in the pumpkin patch!
(Contributed by Meghan. Thanks!)Why did the Pirate get his ears pierced?
Because it was only a Buck-an-Ear!
(Contributed by Stephanie. Thanks!)Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the farmer wanted to eat him!
(Contributed by Liz. Thanks!)Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts!
(Contributed by Liz. Thanks!)What do you call a female horse who rides at night and gives you bad dreams?
A Night Mare!
(Contributed by Heather Clausen. Thanks!)Your Joke Here
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BlackDog's Privacy PolicyKids must have permission from a parent or guardian before filling out any forms or providing any information over the internet, including sending your bird brain joke. You may include your name when you send your joke if you want BlackDog to let everyone know who sent contributed the joke. However, your name is not required to have your joke posted. Sending your jokes to Patty requires the use of your email address. Here's the deal: BlackDog does not collect or save email addresses for our use - or anyone else's. No personal information from BlackDog activities is saved, distributed or sold.
Oh - if you receive an email that says it's from BlackDog telling you your BlackDog account has been suspended, it is not from BlackDog! The only time BlackDog will email you is if you emailed BlackDog first. An email like that is more than likely from an EVIL, NASTY, WICKED, HATEFUL spammer and may even have a nasty virus inside. You should discard the email right away without ever opening it.What does "rofl" mean? -- Rolling on the floor laughing.
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