Patty Parrot loves Bird Brain Jokes.  She has collected lots and lots of them from all her friends on the internet.  There are over 1,200 jokes here!  Click the "More Jokes" button to get another featured joke and to see a different set of 5 jokes on each page.  Ha-Ha-Ha!

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Why did the werewolf cross the road?
To eat the chicken on the other side!
(Contributed by Anonymous.  Thanks!)

There was a man and a woman and they lived in a place called Sim City. They got married and had two boys. What were they called?
The Sim Sons!
(Contributed by Anonymous.  Thanks!)

What did one earthworm say to the other?
Where on earth have you been!
(Contributed by Anonymous.  Thanks!)

A man goes into a pet shop. He asks for a pet that does everything, so the shopkeeper gives him a centipede. He takes it home, and tells it to clean the bedroom. It does. He tells it to scrub the kitchen. It does. He tells it to go to the corner shop for a paper. Ten minutes later, no centipede. Fifteen minutes later, no centipede. The man walks to the door, and finds the centipede sitting in the porch. "I told you to get me a paper!" the man said. The centipede replied:  "I'm still putting my shoes on!"
(Contributed by Laura (England).  Thanks!)

Ken:  What is your name dad?
Dad:  Dad
Ken:  Spell It
Dad:  d-a-d
Ken:  You are supposed to spell "IT!"
(Contributed by Kylie.  Thanks!)

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