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Here's a good one:
Man in a Pot
What do you call a man in a pot? Stew!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish!
(Contributed by Lauren. Thanks!)How would you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a "pumpkin patch!"
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)What is a bald man's favorite animal?
A hare!
(Contributed by TT. Thanks!)How does a scarecrow drink milk?
Through many, many straws!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)What did the digital watch say to his mother?
Look, mom! No hands!
(Contributed by Anonymous. Thanks!)
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