How do rabbits get to work?
Rabbit transit!
(Contributed by Justin. Thanks!)
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it waiting!
(Contributed by Cynda. Thanks!)
How did the race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare!
(Contributed by Susan. Thanks!)
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring!
(Contributed by Mike. Thanks!)
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-Go-Lucky!
(Contributed by Jason. Thanks!)
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