The Story So Far. . . .
It was a dark and stormy night in Istanbul. The evening prayers broadcast from the
mosques were drowned by the wailing winds off the Aegean Sea. Nervous mothers clasped
their shivering children close in their wet coats as they hurried home from the markets.
Businessmen scurried along the rain-slick sidewalks, briefcases saturated. A young
merchant shouted obscenities as he slid and fell. In the midst of the chaos a
single man stood in the downpour, oblivious. A trickle of blood from a cut above
his left eye thinned and washed away in the mixture of rain and tears.
All of a sudden the earth began to shake beneath Jackson's feet.
Meanwhile in Africa,
a powerful Moroccan smiled and said. . . . 1
Let's shake things up a bit.2
At First Jackson paniced, the he took a few deep breaths and... 3
He sprinted away from where the earth was shaking and realized that it was an earthquake that was shaking the earth. He told everyone that it would be okay, but no one listened. So he just let them panic, while he went inside his home to gather up a few things. Then he ran out of his house and ran to the airport. He went to pilot school, so he knew how to work everything on the airplanes. He hopped in one and took off. He landed in America two hours later and... 4
"We have clearly injured our foes badly, and they are now weak with their forces depleted. We must vote now: shall we finish them off or not?" 5
yes we shall he said so they took an axe and holded it up the man looked up in inersence saying please dont hert me i have a family the man laurthed and said what family there dead he looked up at him and whimperd what did u do to them he haded him a picture of his wife ant daughter hanged he whimperd agian and cryed in pain why why did u do this the mad said you know too much too much !!!!!!!!!! he swing the axe up and hit him untill he was dead the other man said come on we still havent finished 6
And they flew to the country he came from and killed all his people. "That's what you guys get for not listening to Jackson" the leader said. There were only 15 people left and they all were glad that the earthquake stopped, but now they had bigger problems. And... 7
So Jackson flew back over there to help them rebuild. He also apologiesd for the dead people. His friends were so happy to see im they gave him 1 millon dollars. "What do you want to do with that money Jackson?" they asked and he said... 8
nd his people said... 9
With this money I'll pay our enemies to leave us all alone. Maybe they will maybe they won't we'll just have to find out the hard way, I guess."10
"Thats silly ..." A girl commented. "Is that so?" Jacksin asked her. "Yeah, besides they will probably will just take the money and not keep their end of the deal, and we will still have to figure out ourselves." Marie countered "I guess your right Marie." Jackson sighed. "Of course I'm right!!" Maria said in defense. "Could have fooled me!" The leader replied. Marie ignored the insult. "You will just have to think of a new plan for the money." Marie said to Jackson while the leader just crossed his arms. "But what?" Jackson asked her. "I don't know." Marie replied. 11
"Hello Their My children" in the most creepy voice "what are you doing out here in the dark some strange things mite hapen soon"while he was looking round.my heart was beating as a kangazoo running this man was so creepy and had hair that was grey and teeath that needed to be brushed i said"Erm..i am here because I need fresh air okay gotta go bye"i suddendly turned to walk off and he shouted"HEY you stop"I turned so slow that a snail could beat me in a race..his eye lite up as they looked at me "Ye..Ye..Yes"he said"Wait you cant go now you are already out and they is no time to turned back"I was getting reali scared what was he doing to do"Come i show you what is happening" i suddnedly said"no i am staying here you cant take me "Then my friends came running out"HEY COME ON...."they stopped and no1 speaked then Moroccan Grabbed me and put his hand round my mouth so i couldnt shout"Shhhh you speak and you will awake the witches"..I didnt say anything 12
But there was this little girl named Starfire who was waiting for the witch to wake up so she screamed " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAKE UUUUUUP." she said. I told her to shut up. 13
the litte woman replied with dignity. "to shut up would be to panic within myself" and at that starfire was silent, though she knew not what the little woman was telling her. on the traveld through the rain and, over the mountains, only hills stood between them and freedom. at what coast was it going to take though. to have freedom already tears had been shed, and hearts broken. it seemed nothing would end my suffering not even f.r.e.e.d.o.m. 14
The freedom was not the only thing that would make them happy so they all wemt swimmin and alot of candy and food . the next day they all turned out sick vomiting every where boobooin every where so after that the ground started to shake again another person named brittney said it will be ok but nobody listened to her so after the ground stop shaken everything was ok and freedom finally came again,. 15
at last it is done 16
and with a crooked smile he began to laugh 17
he felt more courageous than ever before, so he 18
started to run towards brittney and fell in a huge whole that consumed his body. 19
after his freinds saw his body consumed they went out for help 20
klahdlkdikflkd 21
after tonight there will no longer be anyone in my world but ME! 22
Suddenly Jackson came into the scene and said" I know what's wrong with this situation.... we all need to pray to Jesus and ask him to forgive us. Then this hoorible bad dream will be over and we'll all go to heaven." 23
So they all knealed and prayed. "Heavenly father, we pray that you might be merciful enough to save us. please come and take us away to a heavenly place. we will honor you with all we do. in your son's name...Amen" 24
listen here one and all! 25
welcome to the land of defeat, horror, and delieght, you may have it either way you want it, it is all your choice!! 26
And so, many went without companionship for 18 years 28
As all this was happening, The Preps at Westchester Private school were planning an attack on the emo kids. The preps Moselle MacLeod, Sidney MacAskill, and Temple Beaton (aka Clan MacLeod), and the emos Rameses MacDonald, Jack, and Bill (aka Clan MacDonald) had been at war since freshman year..... 29
then i killed my self because i hated my life 30
And then everyone clapped after you killed yourself because everyone hated your life to. 31
I have a gorgeos leopard Appaloosa. His name is Orion. 32
Well I have a tiger named Kellie. 33
He was supposed to be asleep. His parents had tucked him into his small bed over an hour ago. Yet, he stayed up and looked at the full moon. The story’s he heard about how the moon got up there, in the sky, did not seem right. “Hel’den.” A Voice called softly. Hel’den looked around his room; there was no one in sight. “Hel’den.” The Voice cooed again. He swiftly got up and went to his door and cracked it open a bit. “Hel’den!” The Voice kept getting louder and louder, almost screaming. He hoped no one else could hear the voice. Finally, he stepped into the hallway. “Follow me.” Hel’den thought he heard music, it was not pretty. The music sounded like a snake humming. He followed the music to his parent’s room. The door was open enough for Hel’den to look in. There he saw his mother on the ground, holding her jaw. He was confused.
His father bent down picked up his wife and threw her against the hard wooden wall. “What is this?” He questioned the voice, looking around.
“Observe.” The voice answered slyly.
Hel’den felt tears in his eyes as he slowly started to understand what his father…his hero, was doing. He kept watching as the minutes ticked by, his father not listening to any of his mothers’ pleas. “I can’t watch anymore!” He turned to leave.
“Ssstay!” The Voice commanded sharply.
He looked helplessly at his fathers raised fist as they slammed down upon his mothers’ hurt and broken body. Anger swelled up in his chest. He put his hands down by his side and tightened them into fist. His jaw clinched together as he started to grind his teeth. “I want this to stop!” He told the voice. His anger toward his father was almost unbearable. He felt as though his chest would explode.
“Let your anger out…I can feel it in you…so ssstrong!” The Voice hissed.
Hel’den started shaking. He felt his anger over power himself. Suddenly the ground started moving violently, cracking and opening up. Thunder boomed above them. Hel’den put up his right hand; his uncle flew backwards and slammed into the wall. He then picked his uncle up, using some invisible magic not know to him. He lifted his screaming and wriggling uncle up to the ceiling. Then he squeezed his hand into fist. Hel’den watched horrified, yet enjoying what was going on as his uncles bones were breaking and snapping. He watched, feeling happy and oddly free as his uncle limbs knotted up into knots. Hel’den enjoyed bending his uncle many different ways.
“Yessssss, yesss!” The Voice said excitedly.
“Is this what you wanted?” Hel’den called out to the Voice.
“Hel’den.” Another voice called. “Hel’den, wake up!”
“Huh?” Hel’den opened his eyes. Bright sun instantly shined into them. “It was all a dream?” He asked disappointed.
“What are you talking about?” Rumil laughed. 34
You want more of that story?? Or does it stink? Tell me what you think. 35
So he ran as fast as he could to the nearest shelter whitch was a strangers home. When he got inside he ... 36
The Great God is speaking. Quiet all so that we may here him speak! 37
How dare you enter my domain the voice bellowed! 38
I come in peace! will you please help me to 40
"Silence!"boomed the man.
"I-I-I-"
Before he had time to find the courage to finish speaking there was a great rumble and a warlock appeared in the doorway! He raised his hand to cast a spell and... 41
"what's a happening everyone?" 42
this is the end of the world and i don't want to get eaten 44
wat should we do im scared of being eaten alive someone help us. 46
I will help you . 47
From behind the moss-covered wall, Keitrein toyed with the thought of visiting the Village Wise Man, but the fear of what he would be told kept him back. Dark histories seemed to run hand in hand with Keitrein's way of life, and the less he knew about his own, the safer he was from it as far as he was concerned. 62
and said" we need to get home." He hurried home. 63
When he got home he saw his son next to his wife and said,"Where have you been? You are covered with wet moss?" They answered,"We have seen what is to come" with a dazed look in their eyes. 64
"And that is?" he replied. "Go to the village and stand in the center, then you will go to the place we went and meet the people we met". As he walked to the door his wife stopped him,"Beware",she said,"You only have 1 hour.". Then she let him run off to the village. 65
She sat back at the dinner table and gathered her knitting, and hurriedly put it in a dark pine chest at the end of her bed. The chest held a lot of secrets from her past, and not even her husband was allowed to look inside it. It knew why she had been knitting the same jumper for 20 years, why she never finished it and why she had a merky and mysterious childhood. 66
looked arround him. Just starting to take in his surroundings. He felt himself damp and shaky. 67
As he felt shakey a huge disasterous storm loud fromed above his now wet head. He lunged towards a dry piece of land and found shelter in a telephone booth. Then the phone began to ring. "I will eat your heart!" said the voice. Followed by heavy breathing. He lrpt out og the phone booth and was instantly killed by a huge strike of lightning. Then a boy came up to him weaping and eating a penutbutter sandwitch. He said...... 68
"for you have died and i shall weep." till the day is done as that was said a boulder hit the young man to his daeth till the new age 69
soon later the new age starte dand the people were reserected and the new world was started and the young boy was set with a new chalenge to face in the new age in day for he had to save the lovely queen ...... 70
and the lovely queen was to be hit with the lightning if she didnt find true love you but as s 71
she did not hide herslef in fear the world would rejoice. 72
I can feel him, he's coming. 74
Salores,the monster of fire, his wrath will come upon us. 75
Salores will terrorize us all. we will never be safe. 76
suddenly a shot rang out and ..... 77
"Welcome to the jungle!" 78
Roared a lion from behind some bushes. 79
Then the lion said,"you might want to run, or i'll eat you this is my jungle not yours!" 80
Breathing hard, Kiwanis woke up. He stared at the gold pendant in his hand, and wondered how it got there. To him, it seemed that this would be the start of a really bad week. He dressed for school, throwing the mystery pendant in his knapsack. He had no idea what was in store for him. 81
A spy followed him to school. When he opened his locker the spy spun him around , gave him a resounding blow to the head and took the pendant. 82
The spy ran and some kid fallowed him spying on the spy. 83
the kid caught up with the spy and tackled him.then he called his friends to turn him to the office. 84
but nobody was there. so he screamed for help but noone came!! the school was empty!! 85
jackson knew cheetos were good for you, but pappy said they weren't. so jackson made pappy write a will saying that jackson would own EVERYTHING. All his property, all his work, Gone with the wind. One second brave pappy was alive, next his merciless nephew had slit life from his kind, loving heart. jackson had to be ruthless, 'cause he was a pirate. 86
He couldnt find anything to help him. 87
Anything to help, jesus he was already trying to take back his actions, but it was too late for Pappy. 88
The next day he ran off with the money and goods. Later he ended up selling them and hopping on the next train rode off into the horizon of no return. 89
But the morrocan mastermind was hosting a party at the same moment, all the tribes of people dancin and doin it. 90
"Olay, olay, olay, olay," sang the people, when they suddenly realized they had forgotten the words. The Morroco Nightclub host started on up again.
"Uh . . . Smack dat, all on da floor, smack dat, give me some more . . . 91
Smack dat. 92
All the morracon's people looked up in surprise and horror.All of the sudden the cry rang out.
"SMACK THAT!"
"Thank dee gods, my people! We have some clubbin' tuh-nite!"
"It's awee-some!"
"Better dan dee potter Puppet Pals!"
Among the partyin' peoples, one white man stood there, drowned out in the mixture of Indian accents and dancing.
"Help me!" he called. "Help me! 95
"I'll help you," said a voice behind him. A Morrocan women stood there, drunk, and very close to nudity. 96
i see you lyin next to me with words i thought i'd never speak awake and unafraid asleep or dead and i see you lying nexttome with words i thought i'd neverspeak awake and unafraid asleep or DEAD! 97
the world was about to fall, what would he do? 98
He would surrender to the Vampire God, Drakis. The world over come with vampires, darkness and all sorts of hellish creatures. He asked to sired but Drakis refused and then Drakis killed him. Now the woorld was ruled by vampires... 99
Everyone was either dead or enslaved to be "food".Drakis was sitting on his throne he built happy... 100
...out of toothpicks and onion rings 101
he also enjoyed a nice dinner of potatos and hicorky smoked terky jerky!!!!!! 102
when suddenly the funny hat man came in! 105
The funny hat man told him to let his people go but Drakis refused.... 106
so the people start running Drakis start chasing them "help" the people cried. They see a boat in the water they start sceaming,yelling anything they can do to get their attention. 107
Then out of nowhere came a man in all black with a red mask and he saved all of the people in the boat! 109
the man teetered for a moment then stumbled and fell into the deep black waters below, with barely a splash .
blood rose from the depths and it felt as if the whole world was silent in the moment before panic erupted 110
"holy shoot!" screamed one of the Morrocans. then, with one powerful swipe, Drakis smacked the drunk woman all on the floor and said, "give me some more!" 111
just then the womens boyfriend this really big biker dude comes up. 112
he says "are you talking to myyy woman??" he grabs draken huh huh are you?? Well im about to fix that!!!!" all of a sudden before anyone could do anything draken and hulk (the biker) both fell into the water splashing all around 113
"spalsh" as they fell into the water some very loud hissing they heard and then it came they sqeezeing of the mangosnake the biggest snake ever at 4000ft long they were surley dooomed! 114
But waite the big Biker dude realized that maybe, just maybe he could use his bulk and strength to defeat the giant snake. Maybe if he did that he could beat up the guy that was talking to his wife. 115
But waite something meraculous happend and the big biker dude was able to use his big bulk and quick thinking to come up with a solution! 116
He would distract the snake by using the man who was talking to his wife by throwing him at the giant snake and then make a run for it. 117
It was all over the news how the giant snake was out to terroze the whole world. What would the people do???? 118
The snake had to be at least 100 feet long. As it made its way down mainstreet, it swallowed people whole. 119
but then out of nowhere came the Incredibles!! Dash, Violet and Mr. and Mrs. Incredible were there to save the day!! 120
But as soon as they were about to save the day the snake indeed ate them up too! but jack jack was soo small they snake didn't notice him althogh he didn't reilize he had such powerful powers he killed the snake and put the world back to normal and the world was at peace for ever at leasr for now............ 121
Then suddenly 122
A young woman walked down the street, and stared frightened at the young child that killed the giant snake. The child held the severed head in its lap and stared at it greedily. The roiling clouds truncated the sudden luminesence caused by the sun, and the rain started to pour down on the scene before her. The child... 123
Stared at the head and slowly began to eat it, it was disgusting the woman said later but the kid didn't seem to mind. 124
the child then stopped from what he was doing eating up the head filled with peaches n cream he looked left at the women n smiled at her in a really evil funny look and then screamed out help me! 125
The lady chocked with horror stammered, "What should I do?" The child replied u must take a bite of this snake to relieve me from this spell." The woman was shaking now. What if i don't?" she asked? "Then the snake will make me go insane," the boy replied. See it has already started. I am eating of its flesh not to kill it, but to become it so that it will have a new way of life. What has been started will continue, but it doesn't have to end this way."
"Why must I eat from the snake? Why not have someone else do it?" the woman asked.
The child suddenly writhed with snakelike motions. It spat and hissed "Becausssssssssse, you have been called by SSSSSSSSSSSSSa SSSSSSSSSSSalaban."
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remeber don't fall a sleeppppppp!! 127
The young woman dropped her purse and ran, screaming into the horrible night. The little boy dressed up as JackJack took off his mask and howled with laughter. A little girl(his sister) jumped on him. "Timothy, you shouldn't have done that. You scared poor Aunt Grace. She came to spend the night, you know," whispered little Lilian to her brother. Timothy stopped laughing and moaned. "Not Aunt Gracie! She's awful!" Their Aunt Gracie lived in Finland and visited every other month-aka waay too often. The twelve year old Lily jumped off Timothy and yelled, "Race ya home!" They raced into the darkness, laughing and playing like brothers and sisters should. When they turned to step onto the driveway, they gaped at their house. Or, what was left of it..... 128
The smoldering remains lay in a large pile at the end of the drive.
"What are we going to do?" Lily fretted. 129
"I dont know lilly, i just dont know" timothy confessed. 130
Ok well, we need to think this is a big problem and a tough one to. 131
I can't believe this has happened. 132
neither can i stuttered lilly 133
I hope we can make it alive! from the rain monsters they will eat you! 134
they will rip out ur guts 135
then kery fell in 2 a dark hole and ate a snake 136
Gross! 137
do not go any farther 138
This rain is not that bad, I believe that the gods are trying to talk to us all... 139
"And I think that they are trying to tell us to run for our lives, Timothy, because of JackJack and he might kill us, you know! 140
"Stupid girl," Timothy said. "I AM JACKJACK. Didn't you see me take of my mask???"
"Yeah, but I mean the REAL JackJack!"
"Lily, he's NOT REAL!" Timothy said.
"Timothy, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" Timothy screamed.
Lily laughed. "Hahahahahahahaha! Timmy, I am only joking. Calm down. I think we should try to find our way home now!" 141
"That wasn't funny!" Said Timmy. 142
Lily said, "It was funny, you just have no sense of humor, you know!"
"I do too! You are a brat, and I hate you!" Timothy said. Before he realized what he said, Lily was in tears. 143
"i didn't mean it like that. its just that that...." then timothy started to cry too 144
She cried out frantically, as her frown turned into an evil laugh. She was the real JACKJACK! Her eyes were not there, and when she laughed, there was no face to see. She started turning into a skeleton by the second! She ran off, yelling "Happy Halloween, Loser!" 146
He gawked at what used to be his sister. "L-lily?" He asked quietly. He slumped to the ground and gawked some more. Finally, after what seemed like hours, he stood up and looked back at his smoldering house.
"Great." He said, "My house is burnt to the ground. My sister just turned into Jackjack. What next?" 147
hey,guys,wat happend to the vampires that took over the world??read back in the story and you'll see that there WERE vampires....then theres not...wat happend to them?? 148
*XD* As if he'd said magic words, out of the bushes a vampire came. He stood over Timothy and said, "I'll give you two options. You could Either die, or 149
well they had been captuerd 150
give me all your candy NOW you big losers 151
they scremed never and they took out the swords out of thier pockets and bam!the vampire died and then the kids started to run 152
the kids went home.when they got home they looked in there bucks and there candy was gone! 153
the kids started to cry when all of a sunden there was a knock on the door.the kids answered the door and there friend chrissy was there with all there candy. 154
the kids smiled and said thank you chrissy.they all were sitting down on the floor when all of a suden 12 vampires came from the hall way and screemed at the kids and chrissy "give us youre candy or die"said the master vampire "never" said chrissy. 155
then the kids were atacted and chrissy said "stop" and all the vampires stopped and chrissy turned around and the kids noticed that chrissy was the queen of the vampires and they screemed. 156
"You can't get us, Chrissy!" said Timothy. Lily was turning back into a human because vampires have the ability to turn JackJacks into humans again. 157
I don't get the whole point of the story 158
" tHAT WHAT THE OUTHER GUY SAID. SHE Said menacingly 159
you shall die soon
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He tried to run away in fear but.. 161
but I cant get out help me i do not want to die 162
The odiferous vapires headed torward Lily. She was already scared enough when one of the vapires decided to take a look at her neck! 163
She realised that since she was a skeleton nothing would happen, but boy was she wrong. 164
she ran away from them screaming thw wind blew so hard she fel ans suddenly there was a new monster a...... 165
creature like never seen before,head of a dragom body of a loin, tail like a snake andfire came from it's mouth 166
The Devil who was watching all of this smiling. So much chao's and little people. These people had no idea of the whole picture and all of them were just pawns in his story, Just people he created to amuse him and amusement they were. He laughed wickedly and looked around his created place. Most of them were scared an just to put in a twist he might of thrown some christian people in. He sat back down to watch his show and see what new funny twists would come. 168
I'm the king of the world! 169
the king went and ruled the kingdom again, and had a lot of parties with the queen. 174
oh,my god, said the queen. I'm pregnant. Cool, said the king. No it's not. I like kids said the king. 175
the king rode off on a horse. it was a black horse. the horse was a big black horse. they rode to a cliff and fell off, so the king never saw his baby because he died when he fell off the cliff, and the big black horse died too 176
the queen said oh man that was my horse! 177
"Get it back!"screamed the queen. "Get back my horse!" 178
The world will never be the same. 179
"Well um mam..." said the Squire. "Your horse is dead." "WHAT!!!"yelled the queen "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"
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And off his went. 181
i mean and off his head went 182
So, the whole kingdom had a party because they all hated the squire and a man with black hair bought the queen a new horse and they got married. 183
But years later, the man soon grew to despise the queen. He accidentally said something that had reached the queen's ears. When she heard, she decided to renew her old custom. "Off With His Head!" She called, but this time added, "Please?" 184
please he begged no dont cut off my head please my queen i will do what ever to please you 185
i will never say anything to displease you my queen 186
what am i thinking i would do ANYTHING to displease her!!! She is just old and wrinkly. 188
"OFF!" the Queen yelled again. "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"
"Please...please! I have learned my lesson now. I will be your slave forever. Or I can live in a jail cell. Whatever you do, just DONT CHOP OFF MY HANDSOME HEAD!"
The Queen patiently sat on her beautiful throne until her backstabbing husband had finished. Then she added, "Fine...I will give you three days for you to think. And then the three most cruel, heartless, cold, and extremely, wickedly, clever men and women throughout my kingdom will visit you with three difficult challenges. If you fail all of the missions, you will die. If you accomplish one, your life will be under mercy for one year as my slave, living with a short ration of food in a cold jail cell, then be beheaded by the best butcher in the world. If you outsmart all three people and win all of the challenges, you will be sent as an exile and flee the country with all your belongings and one strong man and a ugly, small, and weak, horse."
Soon, the command spread throughout the kingdom.
"Your challenge is to climb the highest, slipperiest temple in the world with a dead dog on your arm. Then you will hang the dog beneath the bell. You will sleep there for one night. Then you have to climb down. You may bring only three things with you on this task." 189
you will be cursed forever...unless, you go to a terrible island 191
on Annabelle lane where the pretty princess awaits any young prince willing to save her 192
she is still on that mountain up to thi day waiting for someineto be foolish enough to save her than... 193
she sits and she cries because her prince charming doesnt reach her.....until, 194
a kiss from the purest of lips touches her own rosy ones. 195
and then on prince charming found princess isebella with sleeping beuty fast under a spell that could only be fixed by a kiss that can last the rest of princess isebella and sleeping beuty's life under alexis the great's hand's and heart by the soul he puckerd up and with one blink of an eye he kissed both of them until they awoken from the sleeping spell for 2 years 196
But then the prince killed both cause he was gay! 197
then came a man named a weavelicious lary whose weave was in dying need of washing and put a spell on the prince for him to get all weaves around the world and bring them to him cause he be needing new weave. 198
then out of no where a panda started doing the pandalicious dadce by fergie but it is in remix form 199
then a prarie dog bit the panda 200
why do me and my Pandalicious self up in dis story? 201
one dau the main said hi 202
the panda was doing a breakdance!!!!!!!!!!!! 203
WHile the panda was dancing the koala ran up and challenged him to a pokemon duel! 204
while he was dueling he came across a monster with big bushy eyes and a long toung and began to eat 205
,,,,,,,, 206
you suck at life! 207
Then, suddenly out of the blue a sunomi was coming sraight for them!!!! So they all screem in a panic saying sorry and forgiveing each other and, then they all climbed into a suddly ubstruckly looking arc nearby and jumped in and then looked outside and it was as dry as it could be and there was no water at all...
So the panda and a bear were the first ones to get out and immediatly chalanged eachother to one of the famous "POKEMON DUELS" and then they went at it and everybody else also lived happily ever after.....
THE END 208
But it wasn't the true end of the tragedy. In Japan, a teenage boy named Ryu looked around. No one was nearby, so he was able to take the blade to his wrist.
The cut was smooth, and deep. The blood soon started to rise, and then spilled around the cut.
He looked at himself in the mirror with satisfaction. There was nothing that he couldn't do, now that he was going to end his life. There was just, nothing for him anymore.
"Why do people love in the times where there shouldn't be any? There is nothing true for anyone in the world.. and there is just, lifeless bodies that litter the streets. The cold, lifeless world." He spoke to himself, not able to stand his reflection any further 209
I love the chicks 210
standing in regret lokking at his bleeding wrest,
he wished to himself why couldn't he just live tragety? With what strength he had left he wrote a note to his family.: Dear mom and dad and everyone else im sorry for what i have done but i thaught i had no choice haw could i just stand there and live in regret? So i thaugt it was the only way out but now io wish i wouldn't have done what i did.
now it's good bye for good love ryu.
with thick red blood running down his cloths his pencil and the suicide not it was truley the end now.
is the end only the beggining ore is the beggining the end? I guess we all find out,someday. 211
his mom came up to the room following the trail of blood. she started to run now faster then ever. Second by second as his mom whipped the door open.Ryu slowly and painfuly closed his eyes. There was nothing they could do there one and only son took his life because of the simple fact his life was sin not tragedy. he didn't know the difference. as his friends and family attended the funeral theree was a soft warm breeze flowing through the air. It remionded his mom of the day she braught him home. The soft warm breeze flowing gentlely through her hair.
she neither slept nor ate for days she sat awake.
wondering what would happen if she only new. But she didn't. what was she to do.
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in this world there is one role for you to play and eventually you will find it but somtimes things that you don't wan't to happen do. the good part is some of those bad things end up to have a good purpose at the end. Like ryu died but maybe there was a good reason god desided to make him end his role on earth. I mean come on people, therer is a purpose for everything even the little specks opf dust floating in the air. If they didn't have a purpose they wouldn't be there. we don't always know the purpose but we all find out some day. Lets get back to ryu's mom she neither slepty nor ate for days. but then i guess a speck of dust just happened to fly
under her nose. She was lying in all of her pain and missery. Then it just stopped it was no longer there. It was just gone. so she got out of bed stopped fealing sorry for her self about somthing that wasn't her fault. She wen't down stairs walked out of the door and started to walk. Past every house on her block, every store through town then her feet just stopped.they stopped in front of a church and then a force pushed her down on he knees. She realized that she had a purpose on her life and if there wasn't a reason for her to live she wouldn't be where she was now. 213
sean was scared he scremed he told the earth please come to me he said to the heavens no 214
Then, hell struck. A bloody angel came and cut of their heads. 215
"Watch out!" Billy woke up with a start.
"Boy, that was a creepy dream!" 216
Billy was a fourteen year old boy. He liked this girl, Emm. One day, he... 217
wondered was this realllly a scream.. that thought consumed in his head for a while. untill one day he saw this dream happening again.. this soon became a real actual scene. 218
Then a cute boy named Shawn had a girlfriend named Shadayza. 219
Shawn said he coulded live without shadayza 220
he later one decided that he couldn't and decied he was in love with her 221
he later on decied that he wouldn't let any one change his mind and decided he was in love with her 222
There are hardships that cannot be tamed 223
Shawn,Billy,Silly, Willy. Is that all you can come up with? How about I tell you a real story ? A story of hardship, endurance, and the most important thing of all... life. I hate gangs. And so should you whoever supports it is a person who wan'ts to fit in, feels insecure ( coward) or is special. So let us begin. Bab was a gang related person so one day he got shot while shopping for a baby bottle for his kids. Mark was finally going to church and ending his life of hardship when the opposing gang kidnaped him and shot him in the back. You continue.. 224
then he pooped himself to death 225
Okay, so he didn't really poop himself to death. Mark was actually killed by an awkward shock. You see, when this gang came, they set off some weird shock wave and mark felt it. The shock turned out to be a robotic flea. It bit so hard that it felt like you were being electrecuted. So sad, so sad! :( 226
kiss my willy 227
His sister stirred on hearing him say this and he wondered whether it could be said that he was immoral for asking of such services from his own sister. 'It's okay' he thought, 'I'm a moral nihilist', he doesn't believe in anything, not even nihilism. 228
"Thats right" he confirmed, more to himself then anyone else. "i am the master of my own moral universe, i reject the concept that there is some kind of universal truth upon which i must base my actions in pursuit of some higher ethical code. so once again sis, "KISS MY WILLY" 229
Suddenly black dog lunged into the room. 'Don't forget me!' he cried wedging himself between the two siblings. 231
then all of a sudden a man lunged and killed the dog and stole the gurl and a magical plate then he tosed her and dont forget me my lovecoco 232
Then a vampire came out of nowhere and started breakdancing! 233
Then Fergie came out and shot him in the head and left. 234
then the soulja boy song came on and he made out with every gurl saying to everyone that lioma was the prittyest big gurl that could ever buty bust anyone as far as china could see then they went on ship and the man said i see land but it was just the rump of lioma so the story ends with the dude and the babe and the grump with the rump 235
They kiss and told each other that they would stay together for a very long time even though they were miles away!! 236
Right then, a man with a black trench coat leapt out from the darkness and shouldered a heavy gun which remained invisible to the rest of the poor, forgotten world. He screamed at the two lovers, saying, "You! You killed my family, you freaks of nature!", which of course no one besides the two "freaks" heard, and they didn't understand, so he destroyed them mercilessly. 237
"I can't believe you did that!" cried a little girl from the depths of her shuddering mother's coat. She began to wail and sob, dragging her confused parent to the nearby police station. 238
The vile man could not allow that npuny little freak to get the best of him. Stephan, for that was him name, said,"Little girly, I've got a lollipop for you" and beckoned her over. She stumbled unwittingly towards her unforgiving doom. He unhinged his gun, and unleashed 54 rounds into her, then took her mother as his COMPLETE SLAVE! 239
then she goes down to the car and gets killed and then he eats her alive AHHHH! 240
then a bunch of pretty flowers attack him with ipods and put him in a toaster and frost him with peanut butter and jelly then they splash ice cream all over him and eat him and then a bee came and stole his wallet and chuy was standing write there and laughed so hard he peed his pants 241
THEN BROOKE WAS SO HUNGRY SHE ate all the food in the world and she blew up and died =p 242
But, I degress. No one saw this last sequence of evnts, for they had all died in the process. The only reason anyone, including the other authors and myself, knew about any of this is because one of the owners of a nearby peice of land escaped with his life by acting dead. It worked, but he was very depressed for the rest of his life. 246
All that poor man could say for the rest of his life was "why don't people take this seriously... Why?" and "Ah! No! Don't shoot, please! 247
ZACK IS THE BEST
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